I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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