let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
