Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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