I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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