If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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