He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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