Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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