i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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