There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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