OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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