Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Watching her eat just hurts me
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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