I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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