i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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