what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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