There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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