playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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