i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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