tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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