That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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