Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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