So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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