Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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