I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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