oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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