she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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