You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i came on her dog
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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