Where did you get a picture of my penis
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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