How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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