hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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