So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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