How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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