To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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