You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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