She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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