Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
