I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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