since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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