me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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