HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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