Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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