I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I need moral support for this bender
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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