so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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