Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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