he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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