Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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