So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Randomize
