shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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