Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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