i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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