i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I look better un-naked...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.