I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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