you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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