its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Sext me about skeletons
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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