I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
